Mila Winston is determined to start a family in the happiest micronation on Earth, Coolbeensia. Except she must jump her first hurdle: earning a professional license to practice parenthood.

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But Peter Losor, a chap with an annoying air of bravado, questionable parenting skills, and a defiant personality, stirs up trouble, challenging the very law that defines Coolbeensia—that licensure is mandatory to enjoy the privilege of raising children.

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Will Mila achieve her ambition of being a licensed parent in the quirky yet revolutionary micronation?

A crown prince holds a secret. If he reveals it, he risks losing the throne. If he doesn’t, he risks losing even more—love.

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In the mid-twentieth century, patriarchal norms abound in the Kingdom of Gulaz. Princess Maryam, dressed and treated as a boy since birth to ensure succession to the throne, is known to all as Prince Mahib. 

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Danger strikes, and his kingdom is threatened by a beast who believes women should be put in their place.

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Will his kingdom fall to the beast? Will he reveal his long-held secret to embrace true love?

Growing up in the eighties meant you might have participated in confusing fashion trends, mixed your own music, and generally lived in a more carefree time. Fusions of pop and rock were produced by glamorous hair bands of the day—with hairspray defining the entire decade. In fact, everything was larger than life in the eighties. Relive the days of ultra-neon colors, corded telephones, and ubiquitous leg warmers in In Defense of the Eighties, and indulge in the idiosyncrasies that made the eighties one of the most recognizable and unforgettable decades ever.

On the surface, I have it all: a fulfilling career, eternity at my fingertip bones, and romance. But au contraire—romance is a strong word! It’s more like a bundle of complications: an Italian goth fanatic is head-over-heels crazy in love with me; I’ve got a secret crush on gorgeous Life; and, Life and Death are forever intertwined.

I find myself in the clutches of a goth vamp who is hell bent on tying the knot in a lavish ceremony on Italy’s scenic Mediterranean beaches.

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Will I escape her neurotic grip and be free to take Life out on Sweetest Day, a night that promises to be the second-best of my existence?

Life is more comfortable today than ever in history, thanks to a dizzying array of modern conveniences we never imagined we could live without. In this entertaining exploration of history merged with contemporary times, discover how a selection of modern conveniences would’ve impacted the lives of some of the world's most recognizable historical figures—and altered the course of humankind.

Listen, I’ve gotten a bad rap throughout eternity, and I aim to set things straight. You’ll hear my side of the story in this hilarious collection of essays about yours truly. So be prepared for your deep-rooted ideas about me to change. You’ll be among the privileged few who get to see my brighter side. If you don’t already have a sense of humor about me, you will after you read In Defense of the Grim Reaper.